Thursday, May 04, 2006
linus mentioned he'd like 2 see me take this survey. and i'm currently sitting in my big black chair, bored out of my mind. so yea, here goes.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
b4 world war 2, the british *ZzZzzZzZzZZ*
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
y?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Something on MTV b4 i drifted off 2 sleep due to my medicine.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
8.06pm?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8.20pm. Son-of-a-bitch.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Some chinese show on the tv outside, some distant chanting, and my dick screaming in sexual desire. oops.
7a.When did you last step outside?
This morning when i went 2 see the doctor.
7b.What were you doing?
feeling sick, breathing,absent-mindedly wandering around hoping i din' go the wrong way...
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
u don't wanna noe... (don't guess either. it's wrong.)
9. What are you wearing?
Sec 3 camp shirt. black shorts. a frown on my face. and something else somewhere, over the rainbow....
10. Did you dream last night?
dun remember. i hardly remember my dreams nowadays.
11. When did you last laugh?
does an amused snort count?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a lot of star wars stuff.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
i saw ben yesterday. he was shitting into his pencil box. or was it snezzing? ah well, no diff. oh look! i'm laughing now. correction 2 question 11.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
it's for the General Audience. You.
G.A.Y
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Hills Have Eyes. so do i! cool! we have something in common! let's be friends!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
lightsabers. lots and lots of lightsabers.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I care about certain human beings.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd turn the fucking world into the star wars universe, u gay-fuck-ass-clown.
19. Do you like to dance?
not a big fan. i do it when i'm high on sugar of something. does sword-fighting count as dancing?
20. George Bush..
should go to the top of the empire state building, jump off, shave his chest on the way down, eat viagra as his cheeks get torn off his face, and land balanced on his cockhead, at which point i will be wwaiting there with lightsaber ignited, ready to cut his huge, viagra-induced monster cock down to the size of his brain a.k.a demolecularised.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl,what do you call her?
no need to imagine. haha. jkjk. jaina.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jacen. it's a common name, spelled uncommonly. cool huh? both naes r actually the name of han solo's children. i've always liked han fer some reason.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
dunno. prolly not. but if i did, i'd prolly live in downtown new york. i always wanted 2 say that.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
ummm... "yo!wassup, mah brudder"?
25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal
heidi, biqi, boon yew, gnui.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
b4 world war 2, the british *ZzZzzZzZzZZ*
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
y?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Something on MTV b4 i drifted off 2 sleep due to my medicine.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
8.06pm?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8.20pm. Son-of-a-bitch.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Some chinese show on the tv outside, some distant chanting, and my dick screaming in sexual desire. oops.
7a.When did you last step outside?
This morning when i went 2 see the doctor.
7b.What were you doing?
feeling sick, breathing,absent-mindedly wandering around hoping i din' go the wrong way...
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
u don't wanna noe... (don't guess either. it's wrong.)
9. What are you wearing?
Sec 3 camp shirt. black shorts. a frown on my face. and something else somewhere, over the rainbow....
10. Did you dream last night?
dun remember. i hardly remember my dreams nowadays.
11. When did you last laugh?
does an amused snort count?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a lot of star wars stuff.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
i saw ben yesterday. he was shitting into his pencil box. or was it snezzing? ah well, no diff. oh look! i'm laughing now. correction 2 question 11.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
it's for the General Audience. You.
G.A.Y
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Hills Have Eyes. so do i! cool! we have something in common! let's be friends!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
lightsabers. lots and lots of lightsabers.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I care about certain human beings.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd turn the fucking world into the star wars universe, u gay-fuck-ass-clown.
19. Do you like to dance?
not a big fan. i do it when i'm high on sugar of something. does sword-fighting count as dancing?
20. George Bush..
should go to the top of the empire state building, jump off, shave his chest on the way down, eat viagra as his cheeks get torn off his face, and land balanced on his cockhead, at which point i will be wwaiting there with lightsaber ignited, ready to cut his huge, viagra-induced monster cock down to the size of his brain a.k.a demolecularised.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl,what do you call her?
no need to imagine. haha. jkjk. jaina.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jacen. it's a common name, spelled uncommonly. cool huh? both naes r actually the name of han solo's children. i've always liked han fer some reason.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
dunno. prolly not. but if i did, i'd prolly live in downtown new york. i always wanted 2 say that.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
ummm... "yo!wassup, mah brudder"?
25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal
heidi, biqi, boon yew, gnui.
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde5:18 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?