Thursday, November 30, 2006
Day 2
wah sian. Morning, juffrino "eh. dun disturb me lah. i want to sleep. headache damn pain sia" latiff blasted welcome to the black parade damn loud 2 wake us all up. "we'll carry on" my ass man.
quite uneventful day actually. went streeting fer most of the day. i guess i had a lot of fun asking ppl wad dey're names were, then not caring. like fer guys, i'd call them bobby, and for girl's i'd just call them sally. damn fun. i got like, a lot of weird stares and stuff.
went back 2 the chalet and found out dat the teachers wern't coming, and we had like, tons of food. hans and i had tons of fun burning various insects. we eventually used my spray glue 2 spell 2C and let it burn. it was damn cool-looking. too bad no pic. at least not as far as i noe lah. helped jieyu 2 make some water bombs oso. den i started thinking 2 myself: "oh shit. i better not be around when these start flying." hence, i went 2 costa sands and decided 2 pay biqi a short visit and perform a few tricks.
i swear, it's a damn long walk 2 block L. and moreover, it was damn freaking hot cos of all the bbq pits, but i was obliged 2 wear my performance jacket. personally, she's cuter than i expected. haha.
went over dere and did spontaneous combustion, using their bbq pit. basically, i let them pick a card, take out a new deck, borrowed a pair of tongs frm thaddeus and bbqed the new sealed deck over the fire, and their card ended up half burnt in a new deck. i was quite satisfied with the way the ashes just came fluttering out of the deck when i opened it.
gnui met his pri sch frend eugene there. i must say, this eugene fella is a very interesting individual. he wanted 2 show me a magic trick, where he can squeeze my balls, and dey will shrink. when i offered him the opportunity, his fell off and started backing away frm me. very bizarre. if u can do something, u should. den i learned dat june lost her wallet. poor girl. but at least nth too valuable was lost. money will return eventually. convo time:
Me: Eugene, if i wave my hand and pull june's wallet out of my bag, wad would dat mean?
Eugene: it means dat u r a damn gd magician.
Me: No. it means i'm a thief lah.
I think if everyone were as mentally-challenged as eugene, i can get away with everything liao. all i gotta do is say it's a trick. so if i dun like someone, i can saw him in half and say i failed the trick. (:
i did indecent, and put the card which said "gary is gay" into a sealed ziploc bear. naturally, my new best friend eugene wrote that. i've nvr had a situation where ppl were unwilling 2 squeeze my wrist for stigmata. nvr at all. dey said it made them feel gay. i dun tink it's anything wrong. fer some reason, girls are more willing 2 do it than guys. strange. and jonathan was pretty slow in the uptake. i told him dun think of ace of spades, he purposely think of ace of spades. and i didn't noe until it appeared bright red on my arm.
i have met a lot of ppl, who, when i'm doing 2 card monte look under the cards, or squat down, or something liddat. but i've nvr met someone like eugene who take handphone and take picture one. nvr met b4. damn unique.
personally, i think jerome is damn attitude. he came about halfway, or near the end of my performance. den gary started giving him a run through of my dark card trick, where i turn a white-backed signed card into a blue one. den jerome approach me, den when i confirmed the trick, he said "aiyah. either stranger card or dark card only wad. wad's the big deal sia."
i tell u, at that point, i got damn fucking pissed note the absence of censorship. i got damn fucking pissed. the worse thing was dat he looked at my indecent, den he said: "u did this trick ah. heh. i dun like this trick" dun like dun like lah. dat's my specialty trick leh. i got damn fucking pissed. but as a seasoned performer, i kept my cool. i nvr lose my temper with spectators. shows dat i'm more mature. i wanted 2 do a magician's fool trick on this prick. but he refused, so gary had 2 do it. gary totally handled the cards, i gave him choices on wheter he wanted 2 place any more cards in any of the three piles. i let him shuffle everything. totally in spectator's hands. when i threw the cards straight out at him(sorry, gary), and kept one card in hand, jerome dio stun. dat was the highlight of my day. i guess i got more pissed at np ppl. proves dat dey got attitude. but i felt kinda bad dat i had 2 release my anger on gary. he's quite a nice guy lah.
still, i wish i had a bigger audience though. too bad june lost her wallet at that time, so most of the class went 2 help her find it. at least she has very loyal friends. and dat's always better. (:
i seriously have 2 blog more. even joakim blogs more often than me. shit.
quite uneventful day actually. went streeting fer most of the day. i guess i had a lot of fun asking ppl wad dey're names were, then not caring. like fer guys, i'd call them bobby, and for girl's i'd just call them sally. damn fun. i got like, a lot of weird stares and stuff.
went back 2 the chalet and found out dat the teachers wern't coming, and we had like, tons of food. hans and i had tons of fun burning various insects. we eventually used my spray glue 2 spell 2C and let it burn. it was damn cool-looking. too bad no pic. at least not as far as i noe lah. helped jieyu 2 make some water bombs oso. den i started thinking 2 myself: "oh shit. i better not be around when these start flying." hence, i went 2 costa sands and decided 2 pay biqi a short visit and perform a few tricks.
i swear, it's a damn long walk 2 block L. and moreover, it was damn freaking hot cos of all the bbq pits, but i was obliged 2 wear my performance jacket. personally, she's cuter than i expected. haha.
went over dere and did spontaneous combustion, using their bbq pit. basically, i let them pick a card, take out a new deck, borrowed a pair of tongs frm thaddeus and bbqed the new sealed deck over the fire, and their card ended up half burnt in a new deck. i was quite satisfied with the way the ashes just came fluttering out of the deck when i opened it.
gnui met his pri sch frend eugene there. i must say, this eugene fella is a very interesting individual. he wanted 2 show me a magic trick, where he can squeeze my balls, and dey will shrink. when i offered him the opportunity, his fell off and started backing away frm me. very bizarre. if u can do something, u should. den i learned dat june lost her wallet. poor girl. but at least nth too valuable was lost. money will return eventually. convo time:
Me: Eugene, if i wave my hand and pull june's wallet out of my bag, wad would dat mean?
Eugene: it means dat u r a damn gd magician.
Me: No. it means i'm a thief lah.
I think if everyone were as mentally-challenged as eugene, i can get away with everything liao. all i gotta do is say it's a trick. so if i dun like someone, i can saw him in half and say i failed the trick. (:
i did indecent, and put the card which said "gary is gay" into a sealed ziploc bear. naturally, my new best friend eugene wrote that. i've nvr had a situation where ppl were unwilling 2 squeeze my wrist for stigmata. nvr at all. dey said it made them feel gay. i dun tink it's anything wrong. fer some reason, girls are more willing 2 do it than guys. strange. and jonathan was pretty slow in the uptake. i told him dun think of ace of spades, he purposely think of ace of spades. and i didn't noe until it appeared bright red on my arm.
i have met a lot of ppl, who, when i'm doing 2 card monte look under the cards, or squat down, or something liddat. but i've nvr met someone like eugene who take handphone and take picture one. nvr met b4. damn unique.
personally, i think jerome is damn attitude. he came about halfway, or near the end of my performance. den gary started giving him a run through of my dark card trick, where i turn a white-backed signed card into a blue one. den jerome approach me, den when i confirmed the trick, he said "aiyah. either stranger card or dark card only wad. wad's the big deal sia."
i tell u, at that point, i got damn fucking pissed note the absence of censorship. i got damn fucking pissed. the worse thing was dat he looked at my indecent, den he said: "u did this trick ah. heh. i dun like this trick" dun like dun like lah. dat's my specialty trick leh. i got damn fucking pissed. but as a seasoned performer, i kept my cool. i nvr lose my temper with spectators. shows dat i'm more mature. i wanted 2 do a magician's fool trick on this prick. but he refused, so gary had 2 do it. gary totally handled the cards, i gave him choices on wheter he wanted 2 place any more cards in any of the three piles. i let him shuffle everything. totally in spectator's hands. when i threw the cards straight out at him(sorry, gary), and kept one card in hand, jerome dio stun. dat was the highlight of my day. i guess i got more pissed at np ppl. proves dat dey got attitude. but i felt kinda bad dat i had 2 release my anger on gary. he's quite a nice guy lah.
still, i wish i had a bigger audience though. too bad june lost her wallet at that time, so most of the class went 2 help her find it. at least she has very loyal friends. and dat's always better. (:
i seriously have 2 blog more. even joakim blogs more often than me. shit.
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde6:14 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
*yawn* yoz. i'm back frm chalet. yea. i left, came back den blog. well, gotta make this uber-long 2 make up fer the previous absence of posts.
Day 1
spent the whole day with my bro, going around bugis dat side, performing. i performed to this ang moh guy in the lobby of raffles hospital, and i shocked him quite a bit when i made a fully printed queen of hearts fade into a blank card.
went on 2 meet dad cos he was sending me 2 aranda fer chalet. den i met gnui dere hu scouted the room and found it completely empty. sian. had 2 wait. so i performed a few tricks fer him. when the rest of them arrived, it started livening up cos jieyu had the key 2 the room. it was quite cool 2 see jerald and david again. missed them after a year. got to the room which was on the first floor thank goodness. but the key didn't work. we tried fer a while 2 get the damn thing 2 open, but 2 no avail. i like that. to no avail. sounds cool. suddenly, the doo opened and all of us startedcheering. somehow, jon appeared on the other side of the door. smartass climbed through the window. damn gd sia.
spent the rest of the day walking around with gnui. played ghost recon in x-square. surprisingly, dey didn't have any halo games at all. cheapskates. we wanted 2 go down 2 costa sands, butwe decided the $1 entry fee was too much. XD
went back 2 the chalet, and encountered a cockroach. i just so happened 2 have a lighter on me, and jieyu just so happend to have a bottle of deoderant. and when put tgt, it just so happened to form a flamethrower! thankfully, i was given the pleasure of setting the poor radiation-proof creature aflame. i think it sat there for a gd whole night before totally decomposing.
went on 2 meet dad cos he was sending me 2 aranda fer chalet. den i met gnui dere hu scouted the room and found it completely empty. sian. had 2 wait. so i performed a few tricks fer him. when the rest of them arrived, it started livening up cos jieyu had the key 2 the room. it was quite cool 2 see jerald and david again. missed them after a year. got to the room which was on the first floor thank goodness. but the key didn't work. we tried fer a while 2 get the damn thing 2 open, but 2 no avail. i like that. to no avail. sounds cool. suddenly, the doo opened and all of us startedcheering. somehow, jon appeared on the other side of the door. smartass climbed through the window. damn gd sia.
spent the rest of the day walking around with gnui. played ghost recon in x-square. surprisingly, dey didn't have any halo games at all. cheapskates. we wanted 2 go down 2 costa sands, butwe decided the $1 entry fee was too much. XD
went back 2 the chalet, and encountered a cockroach. i just so happened 2 have a lighter on me, and jieyu just so happend to have a bottle of deoderant. and when put tgt, it just so happened to form a flamethrower! thankfully, i was given the pleasure of setting the poor radiation-proof creature aflame. i think it sat there for a gd whole night before totally decomposing.
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde11:11 PM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Sunday, November 19, 2006
saturdays are more boring than mondays up until the evenings.
went 2 the club at night after dinner at the stadium. kinda weird considering i usually go dere FER dinner. so went down and wanted 2 show taufik a few new tricks, currently in secret, only known to a few ppl like ash, and harry and ben, plus some other misc. dudes and dudettes i perform 2 on the street.
i went up 2 the cyber cafe, and was quite surprised 2 find actually enter, and see this small, little, i-can-step-on-your-face-cos-u-play-10-hours-a-day-here-everyday guy ryan, run up 2 me and tell me han ming's been looking fer me. gave him the "right... ok. can i take another step now?" kinda look and was surprised 2 actuall see han ming getting owned in dota. (can't farm with razor. wtf?) he blamed the mouse. anyway, there was no sign of taufik wearing his "new york" hoody and jeans sitting behind the desk. instead, there was this skinny puffy-haired dude with sennheisers bigger than my pinky around his neck, wearing a coco shirt and doing paperwork.
han ming took the liberty of not introducing me, so i did it meself. he was hafezul. my latest victim a.k.a spectator.
i found out he's my ideal audience. performed a two-card monte with my new presentation, hn ming was laughing like a bitch after zul turned over wad he tot was two kings 2 find 2 aces in their place. convo went like this:
Me: ok, zul, if i just pinch the cards like this *pinches cards* and they change places, would dat be impressive?
zul: yea, quite.
Me: what if i wave my hand over the cards, *waves hand* and dey change places, would dat be better? more impressive?
Zul: yea, yea. it would.
Me: what if i dun touch dem at all-
Hanming: den dat's the best right? ask retarded question, sia u! bloody cock.
Me: right. well, here's the move. i'm wun touch it. watch me not touch it.
*not touching cards*
Me: turn 'em over.
Zul: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
HANMING: *laughs like rabid dog-bitch-cat-gay*
i went on to perform a few more tricks. i was halfway through carbon paper when han ming's mum came into the cafe 2 beckon her son home. she gave me a fright, and, on impulse, i got my gollum voice, and i was like:" HI AUNTIE!!! *breathes heavily* u are hanming's mum ah? *breathes heavily* hi!!!" DAMN WEIRD. she had like this O.O expression on her face, damn hilarious.
performed carbon paper, got a kick-ass reaction. insane trick that one. andway, went on to secret trick 2. and even through the barrier, at the revelation of the card, zul's sole reaction, was "FUCK!" and i was just laughing my ass off. did secret trick number one, he kept it as a souvenier.
not much happend after that, although, han ming did come back, and we found out that he had no idea wad pubes were. zul and i had used pubes as a recurring joke the whole day, and hanming was completely oblivious. our single statement throughout the day, betw. me and zul was that, "maple is for girls and boys with no pubes." so gr8 guy lah zul.
hanming's mum came 2 drag him out, i freaked her out again with gollum's voice and as she was leaving, beckoned her 2 teach hanming what pubes were. threw zul into this laughing fit. fer those of u who have no godly idea what pubes are, google it. it's how i learned the true meaning of jaguleps. (: until then, oliver and i are having a duel at aranda country club on the 28th i believe. it's actually just a combined magic show. so if anyone wants 2 come on down and watch, feel free 2 leave a tag or gimme a call, and we'll see what we can do. special invitations may be issued 2 priveleged individuals. i will ve performing many of my "secret tricks" which i mention here such as:
********, ****, and also *****, if my resources allow. until next time, cya ltr. peace out!
went 2 the club at night after dinner at the stadium. kinda weird considering i usually go dere FER dinner. so went down and wanted 2 show taufik a few new tricks, currently in secret, only known to a few ppl like ash, and harry and ben, plus some other misc. dudes and dudettes i perform 2 on the street.
i went up 2 the cyber cafe, and was quite surprised 2 find actually enter, and see this small, little, i-can-step-on-your-face-cos-u-play-10-hours-a-day-here-everyday guy ryan, run up 2 me and tell me han ming's been looking fer me. gave him the "right... ok. can i take another step now?" kinda look and was surprised 2 actuall see han ming getting owned in dota. (can't farm with razor. wtf?) he blamed the mouse. anyway, there was no sign of taufik wearing his "new york" hoody and jeans sitting behind the desk. instead, there was this skinny puffy-haired dude with sennheisers bigger than my pinky around his neck, wearing a coco shirt and doing paperwork.
han ming took the liberty of not introducing me, so i did it meself. he was hafezul. my latest victim a.k.a spectator.
i found out he's my ideal audience. performed a two-card monte with my new presentation, hn ming was laughing like a bitch after zul turned over wad he tot was two kings 2 find 2 aces in their place. convo went like this:
Me: ok, zul, if i just pinch the cards like this *pinches cards* and they change places, would dat be impressive?
zul: yea, quite.
Me: what if i wave my hand over the cards, *waves hand* and dey change places, would dat be better? more impressive?
Zul: yea, yea. it would.
Me: what if i dun touch dem at all-
Hanming: den dat's the best right? ask retarded question, sia u! bloody cock.
Me: right. well, here's the move. i'm wun touch it. watch me not touch it.
*not touching cards*
Me: turn 'em over.
Zul: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
HANMING: *laughs like rabid dog-bitch-cat-gay*
i went on to perform a few more tricks. i was halfway through carbon paper when han ming's mum came into the cafe 2 beckon her son home. she gave me a fright, and, on impulse, i got my gollum voice, and i was like:" HI AUNTIE!!! *breathes heavily* u are hanming's mum ah? *breathes heavily* hi!!!" DAMN WEIRD. she had like this O.O expression on her face, damn hilarious.
performed carbon paper, got a kick-ass reaction. insane trick that one. andway, went on to secret trick 2. and even through the barrier, at the revelation of the card, zul's sole reaction, was "FUCK!" and i was just laughing my ass off. did secret trick number one, he kept it as a souvenier.
not much happend after that, although, han ming did come back, and we found out that he had no idea wad pubes were. zul and i had used pubes as a recurring joke the whole day, and hanming was completely oblivious. our single statement throughout the day, betw. me and zul was that, "maple is for girls and boys with no pubes." so gr8 guy lah zul.
hanming's mum came 2 drag him out, i freaked her out again with gollum's voice and as she was leaving, beckoned her 2 teach hanming what pubes were. threw zul into this laughing fit. fer those of u who have no godly idea what pubes are, google it. it's how i learned the true meaning of jaguleps. (: until then, oliver and i are having a duel at aranda country club on the 28th i believe. it's actually just a combined magic show. so if anyone wants 2 come on down and watch, feel free 2 leave a tag or gimme a call, and we'll see what we can do. special invitations may be issued 2 priveleged individuals. i will ve performing many of my "secret tricks" which i mention here such as:
********, ****, and also *****, if my resources allow. until next time, cya ltr. peace out!
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde12:05 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
*yawn* it's onli 1.30 in the afternoon, and it feels like 1.30 in the morning. i swear, i'm becoming nocturnal. the only things keeping me even semi-conscious are coke and lemon puffs. (:
well,chalet draws nearer and i recently scrapped all my previous plans fer my routine. it ocured to me that they were unimpactful, complicated to link and extremely boring. hence, i went in search of a seperate source for magical prowess.
as i wandered through the trees of holifuk forest, i came upon a magnificent demon. he bestowed upon me numerous cards. he said their usage would bring me great knowledge and, hence, power. and power brings chicks! so, i activated the cards and was stunned to find, a hell lot of stuff i could use to perk up my performance. so, i hope i'll blow my audience away, and give 'em a good show. short post, but hell, i gotta pratice. sry. i'll test it out on a few deserving individuals come end of the week. (;
well,chalet draws nearer and i recently scrapped all my previous plans fer my routine. it ocured to me that they were unimpactful, complicated to link and extremely boring. hence, i went in search of a seperate source for magical prowess.
as i wandered through the trees of holifuk forest, i came upon a magnificent demon. he bestowed upon me numerous cards. he said their usage would bring me great knowledge and, hence, power. and power brings chicks! so, i activated the cards and was stunned to find, a hell lot of stuff i could use to perk up my performance. so, i hope i'll blow my audience away, and give 'em a good show. short post, but hell, i gotta pratice. sry. i'll test it out on a few deserving individuals come end of the week. (;
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde9:34 PM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
ARGH. i haven't been blogging. my life is empty. anyway, i've been pretty bz lately. i've put in an order fer a few new decks and a set of dog tags frm ellusionist which look absolutely gorgeous. it's been quite uneventful lately. i'm afraid 2 go out of the house cos den i'll spend money like a freak. i've gotta save 2 pay off OC and fer my orders. haiz...
but i've got a show coming up, my first routined and proper show at the 2C '05 chalet come 27th to 29th. anyone who might, fer some weird inexplicable reason might wanna come will have 2 pm me. haha. but yea, u guys can come, if u ask. heehee.
oliver calls it a "magic duel". turns out there's a machine that throws fireballs. costs $100. i may consider. haha.
this is a very short post, but i gotta routine my show. but here's a survey just 2 add lenght
7 random facts about me
#1 magician
#2 insane
#3 loyal (yes. it's true)
#4 older sis.
#5 i'm an uncle.
#6 i'm broke. haha.
#7 180cm. can't beat that shit. haha.
7 things that scares me
o1. death
o2. loneliness
o3. joseph
o4. failure
o5. unacceptence
o6. being caled for something and wasting time.
o7. being called gay. fer some reason, i find that very offensive.
7 people/things I fancy
one\ Handphone
two\ Wallet
three\ Com
four\ Cam
five\ My Neeon
six\ Friends
seven\ Family
7 things I say the most
&1 Apa?
&2 Uh-huh
&3 Right.
&4 What?
&5 Fucking-
&6 Huh?
&7 Orh
7 things i like the most
1; My magic
2; Friends
3; Music.
4; Reading
5; Playing Games
6; Performing
7; Acting
7 people to do this
Jiamin
Biqi
Joakim
Naddy
Ian
OC
Smurf
but i've got a show coming up, my first routined and proper show at the 2C '05 chalet come 27th to 29th. anyone who might, fer some weird inexplicable reason might wanna come will have 2 pm me. haha. but yea, u guys can come, if u ask. heehee.
oliver calls it a "magic duel". turns out there's a machine that throws fireballs. costs $100. i may consider. haha.
this is a very short post, but i gotta routine my show. but here's a survey just 2 add lenght
7 random facts about me
#1 magician
#2 insane
#3 loyal (yes. it's true)
#4 older sis.
#5 i'm an uncle.
#6 i'm broke. haha.
#7 180cm. can't beat that shit. haha.
7 things that scares me
o1. death
o2. loneliness
o3. joseph
o4. failure
o5. unacceptence
o6. being caled for something and wasting time.
o7. being called gay. fer some reason, i find that very offensive.
7 people/things I fancy
one\ Handphone
two\ Wallet
three\ Com
four\ Cam
five\ My Neeon
six\ Friends
seven\ Family
7 things I say the most
&1 Apa?
&2 Uh-huh
&3 Right.
&4 What?
&5 Fucking-
&6 Huh?
&7 Orh
7 things i like the most
1; My magic
2; Friends
3; Music.
4; Reading
5; Playing Games
6; Performing
7; Acting
7 people to do this
Jiamin
Biqi
Joakim
Naddy
Ian
OC
Smurf
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde8:07 PM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Sunday, November 05, 2006
| what is in the back seat of your car right now? | i dun own a car. dumbass. | |
| does anyone have any blackmail on you? | not that i noe of. | |
| is there anythong pink within 10 ft. of you? | yes. a ruler. i dun even noe y. | |
| are you wearing socks right now? | no. | |
| what was the last thing you had to drink? | coke | |
| have you bought any clothing items in the last week? | no. wait. is ordering dog tags counted? | |
| when is the last time you ran? | ytd. | |
| last persons house you were in? | ash's house i think. no wait. nick's. | |
| who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace? | i dun use myspace. myspace is gay. | |
| do you have a tan? | yes. | |
| how many times were you Student of the Month in elementary school? | no such thing in my sch. | |
| how old do you want to be when you have kids? | 24 | |
| how you ever drank your can soda from a straw? | nope. i find that offensive. | |
| what are your siblings middle names? | dey dun have any. | |
| where is your dad right now? | outside in the living room watching tv. | |
| what was the last thing you said? | oh. fuck. | |
| where is your mom right now? | in the bedroom watching tv. | |
| what color is your watch? | blue. | |
| what do you think of when you think of Australia? | mytes. | |
| do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? | place. | |
| do you have a roommate? | no. | |
| do you have any bad habits? | yes. but i dun noe wad dey are. | |
| do you know anyone name Lori? | no... | |
| what color is your moms hair? | black. | |
| what happened to you in 1993? | i cried. a lot. i was 2. waddaya expect? | |
| does your first memory involve your dad? | nope. at least i dun think so. wait, is that counted as a memory if i dun rmb? | |
| do you remember singing any songs as kids? | yes. eamon's fuck it. | |
| when was the last time you went swimming? | a few weeks ago. | |
| has your luggage ever gotten lost? | nope. | |
| biggest annoyance in your life right this minute - besides this survey? | none, relli... | |
| have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar? | nope. i like my stuff to stay intact and dislodged from my skin. | |
| do you like watching a bonfire? | i think it's captivating. | |
| are you allergic to anything? | onions. | |
| what is one thing you miss about your past? | popularity. haha. | |
| do you ever get flu shots? | yes. | |
| favorite shoes that you wear all the time? | my pieros. | |
| what is one thing you've learned about life recently? | it sux ass. | |
| are you jealous of anyone? | nope. | |
| is anyone jealous of you? | no idea. | |
| if you were a crayon, what colour would you be? | nvr tot of that... | |
| what does the room you're in look like? | a bedroom. | |
| what is the weirdest thing about your parents? | dey have no idea wad i talk about at any point in time. | |
| how many keys are on your keychain? | 2. | |
| have you ever pranked call 911? | nope. it's lame. | |
| have you ever been walked in on while you were naked? | yes. | |
| have you ever set a marshmallow on fire? | hell yes. and damn it's fun. | |
| have you ever thrown up on an airplane? | nope. | |
| have you ever made a snow angel? | nope. | |
| have you ever burnt yourself? | yes. | |
| which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email? | pop-ups. definitely. | |
| rock, paper or scissors? | guns. | |
| same topping on your vanilla ice cream forever, what is it? | marshmallows. | |
| if you had to choose one, which would you give up: tv or internet? | tv. | |
| what kind of lunchbox did you have as a kid? | i didn't have a lunchbox, relli.... | |
| what would you rather have: a housekeeper, a cook or a chauffeur? | a housekeeper. | |
| what was one of your stuffed animals' names as a kid? | tokka. | |
| what's the last thing you bought? | a deck of cards. | |
| last thing you got in the mail? | nvr check my snail mail. | |
| do you use an umbrella? | yea. | |
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde6:15 AM
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Friday, November 03, 2006
hey guys! i've been blogging little. i noe. i'm a bz guy. sry. i've been put on a 9-5 revision schedule fer the whole weekday thing. andit's holding up pretty well i guess... didn't do too well fer EOYs u see. but no matter. it'll do me good anyway, and it's pretty flexible.
went 2 sch fer chem in the morning 2dae. i got dere atlike, 7.30, when it was suposed 2 start at 10, and i ended up waiting fer the rest fer so damn long lah. yono, juffri and danial came along after a while, and i performed coin through can, otherwise known as sinful. mixed reactions. i'll bump up my self-esteem by saying it's pretty gd fer a pilot performance. i only found out ltr dat danial thought it was cool. i'll get 2 dat ltr.
chem was fine i guess, we had fun watching markers fall through the gaps in the tables. i was damn scared dat chia would walk by and screw me fer wearing house pants 2 sch. so mdm farrah was kind enuff 2 let us exchange places earlier in the lissen 2 make us less chiapable.
after chem, i performed 2 card monte on mdm farrah, and i think i did ok... although i swear she caught me doing something. misdirection is very important. gotta work on that.
went 2 parkway with ma'am after chem fer lunch. sadly, Ghosts Of Onyx hasn't arrived at MPH yet. i guess the warehouse gods are on oliver's side. otherwise i'd have like $20 less 2 pay him back. lol. tried 2 do sinful again during lunch, but mdm farrah so totally busted my moves. anti-climax. damn. :( butno matter. learning experience. (:
i've ben going hardcore on magic the past few days. i've always had the feeling that my arsenal of tricks keeps dwindling. i dunno why. maybe it's a psycho thing. but recently, i've learnt how 2 do sinful, which is 2 basically make a solid coin permeate through a solid sealed can of coke, or sprite or lemon tea wadva. and DAMN is it gr8. i performed it fer taufik and jun seng 2dae, and after i went 2 wash my hands frm all the coke, and i came back, dey were still baffled. taufuk was still swearing, calling me a frend of the devil and seng was like "what the hell?" followed by a whole lot of "maybe he ..... or maybe he.... what if he...."
sinful is by far my best trick. i'm gonna work on that. ooh! if anyone has any ideas fer a trick called honesty, do tell. thx ppl! cya on the other side.
went 2 sch fer chem in the morning 2dae. i got dere atlike, 7.30, when it was suposed 2 start at 10, and i ended up waiting fer the rest fer so damn long lah. yono, juffri and danial came along after a while, and i performed coin through can, otherwise known as sinful. mixed reactions. i'll bump up my self-esteem by saying it's pretty gd fer a pilot performance. i only found out ltr dat danial thought it was cool. i'll get 2 dat ltr.
chem was fine i guess, we had fun watching markers fall through the gaps in the tables. i was damn scared dat chia would walk by and screw me fer wearing house pants 2 sch. so mdm farrah was kind enuff 2 let us exchange places earlier in the lissen 2 make us less chiapable.
after chem, i performed 2 card monte on mdm farrah, and i think i did ok... although i swear she caught me doing something. misdirection is very important. gotta work on that.
went 2 parkway with ma'am after chem fer lunch. sadly, Ghosts Of Onyx hasn't arrived at MPH yet. i guess the warehouse gods are on oliver's side. otherwise i'd have like $20 less 2 pay him back. lol. tried 2 do sinful again during lunch, but mdm farrah so totally busted my moves. anti-climax. damn. :( butno matter. learning experience. (:
i've ben going hardcore on magic the past few days. i've always had the feeling that my arsenal of tricks keeps dwindling. i dunno why. maybe it's a psycho thing. but recently, i've learnt how 2 do sinful, which is 2 basically make a solid coin permeate through a solid sealed can of coke, or sprite or lemon tea wadva. and DAMN is it gr8. i performed it fer taufik and jun seng 2dae, and after i went 2 wash my hands frm all the coke, and i came back, dey were still baffled. taufuk was still swearing, calling me a frend of the devil and seng was like "what the hell?" followed by a whole lot of "maybe he ..... or maybe he.... what if he...."
sinful is by far my best trick. i'm gonna work on that. ooh! if anyone has any ideas fer a trick called honesty, do tell. thx ppl! cya on the other side.
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde6:27 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?