Thursday, November 30, 2006

wah sian. Morning, juffrino "eh. dun disturb me lah. i want to sleep. headache damn pain sia" latiff blasted welcome to the black parade damn loud 2 wake us all up. "we'll carry on" my ass man.
quite uneventful day actually. went streeting fer most of the day. i guess i had a lot of fun asking ppl wad dey're names were, then not caring. like fer guys, i'd call them bobby, and for girl's i'd just call them sally. damn fun. i got like, a lot of weird stares and stuff.

went back 2 the chalet and found out dat the teachers wern't coming, and we had like, tons of food. hans and i had tons of fun burning various insects. we eventually used my spray glue 2 spell 2C and let it burn. it was damn cool-looking. too bad no pic. at least not as far as i noe lah. helped jieyu 2 make some water bombs oso. den i started thinking 2 myself: "oh shit. i better not be around when these start flying." hence, i went 2 costa sands and decided 2 pay biqi a short visit and perform a few tricks.

i swear, it's a damn long walk 2 block L. and moreover, it was damn freaking hot cos of all the bbq pits, but i was obliged 2 wear my performance jacket. personally, she's cuter than i expected. haha.

went over dere and did spontaneous combustion, using their bbq pit. basically, i let them pick a card, take out a new deck, borrowed a pair of tongs frm thaddeus and bbqed the new sealed deck over the fire, and their card ended up half burnt in a new deck. i was quite satisfied with the way the ashes just came fluttering out of the deck when i opened it.

gnui met his pri sch frend eugene there. i must say, this eugene fella is a very interesting individual. he wanted 2 show me a magic trick, where he can squeeze my balls, and dey will shrink. when i offered him the opportunity, his fell off and started backing away frm me. very bizarre. if u can do something, u should. den i learned dat june lost her wallet. poor girl. but at least nth too valuable was lost. money will return eventually. convo time:

Me: Eugene, if i wave my hand and pull june's wallet out of my bag, wad would dat mean?
Eugene: it means dat u r a damn gd magician.
Me: No. it means i'm a thief lah.

I think if everyone were as mentally-challenged as eugene, i can get away with everything liao. all i gotta do is say it's a trick. so if i dun like someone, i can saw him in half and say i failed the trick. (:

i did indecent, and put the card which said "gary is gay" into a sealed ziploc bear. naturally, my new best friend eugene wrote that. i've nvr had a situation where ppl were unwilling 2 squeeze my wrist for stigmata. nvr at all. dey said it made them feel gay. i dun tink it's anything wrong. fer some reason, girls are more willing 2 do it than guys. strange. and jonathan was pretty slow in the uptake. i told him dun think of ace of spades, he purposely think of ace of spades. and i didn't noe until it appeared bright red on my arm.

i have met a lot of ppl, who, when i'm doing 2 card monte look under the cards, or squat down, or something liddat. but i've nvr met someone like eugene who take handphone and take picture one. nvr met b4. damn unique.

personally, i think jerome is damn attitude. he came about halfway, or near the end of my performance. den gary started giving him a run through of my dark card trick, where i turn a white-backed signed card into a blue one. den jerome approach me, den when i confirmed the trick, he said "aiyah. either stranger card or dark card only wad. wad's the big deal sia."
i tell u, at that point, i got damn fucking pissed note the absence of censorship. i got damn fucking pissed. the worse thing was dat he looked at my indecent, den he said: "u did this trick ah. heh. i dun like this trick" dun like dun like lah. dat's my specialty trick leh. i got damn fucking pissed. but as a seasoned performer, i kept my cool. i nvr lose my temper with spectators. shows dat i'm more mature. i wanted 2 do a magician's fool trick on this prick. but he refused, so gary had 2 do it. gary totally handled the cards, i gave him choices on wheter he wanted 2 place any more cards in any of the three piles. i let him shuffle everything. totally in spectator's hands. when i threw the cards straight out at him(sorry, gary), and kept one card in hand, jerome dio stun. dat was the highlight of my day. i guess i got more pissed at np ppl. proves dat dey got attitude. but i felt kinda bad dat i had 2 release my anger on gary. he's quite a nice guy lah.

still, i wish i had a bigger audience though. too bad june lost her wallet at that time, so most of the class went 2 help her find it. at least she has very loyal friends. and dat's always better. (:

i seriously have 2 blog more. even joakim blogs more often than me. shit.