Sunday, November 19, 2006
saturdays are more boring than mondays up until the evenings.
went 2 the club at night after dinner at the stadium. kinda weird considering i usually go dere FER dinner. so went down and wanted 2 show taufik a few new tricks, currently in secret, only known to a few ppl like ash, and harry and ben, plus some other misc. dudes and dudettes i perform 2 on the street.
i went up 2 the cyber cafe, and was quite surprised 2 find actually enter, and see this small, little, i-can-step-on-your-face-cos-u-play-10-hours-a-day-here-everyday guy ryan, run up 2 me and tell me han ming's been looking fer me. gave him the "right... ok. can i take another step now?" kinda look and was surprised 2 actuall see han ming getting owned in dota. (can't farm with razor. wtf?) he blamed the mouse. anyway, there was no sign of taufik wearing his "new york" hoody and jeans sitting behind the desk. instead, there was this skinny puffy-haired dude with sennheisers bigger than my pinky around his neck, wearing a coco shirt and doing paperwork.
han ming took the liberty of not introducing me, so i did it meself. he was hafezul. my latest victim a.k.a spectator.
i found out he's my ideal audience. performed a two-card monte with my new presentation, hn ming was laughing like a bitch after zul turned over wad he tot was two kings 2 find 2 aces in their place. convo went like this:
Me: ok, zul, if i just pinch the cards like this *pinches cards* and they change places, would dat be impressive?
zul: yea, quite.
Me: what if i wave my hand over the cards, *waves hand* and dey change places, would dat be better? more impressive?
Zul: yea, yea. it would.
Me: what if i dun touch dem at all-
Hanming: den dat's the best right? ask retarded question, sia u! bloody cock.
Me: right. well, here's the move. i'm wun touch it. watch me not touch it.
*not touching cards*
Me: turn 'em over.
Zul: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
HANMING: *laughs like rabid dog-bitch-cat-gay*
i went on to perform a few more tricks. i was halfway through carbon paper when han ming's mum came into the cafe 2 beckon her son home. she gave me a fright, and, on impulse, i got my gollum voice, and i was like:" HI AUNTIE!!! *breathes heavily* u are hanming's mum ah? *breathes heavily* hi!!!" DAMN WEIRD. she had like this O.O expression on her face, damn hilarious.
performed carbon paper, got a kick-ass reaction. insane trick that one. andway, went on to secret trick 2. and even through the barrier, at the revelation of the card, zul's sole reaction, was "FUCK!" and i was just laughing my ass off. did secret trick number one, he kept it as a souvenier.
not much happend after that, although, han ming did come back, and we found out that he had no idea wad pubes were. zul and i had used pubes as a recurring joke the whole day, and hanming was completely oblivious. our single statement throughout the day, betw. me and zul was that, "maple is for girls and boys with no pubes." so gr8 guy lah zul.
hanming's mum came 2 drag him out, i freaked her out again with gollum's voice and as she was leaving, beckoned her 2 teach hanming what pubes were. threw zul into this laughing fit. fer those of u who have no godly idea what pubes are, google it. it's how i learned the true meaning of jaguleps. (: until then, oliver and i are having a duel at aranda country club on the 28th i believe. it's actually just a combined magic show. so if anyone wants 2 come on down and watch, feel free 2 leave a tag or gimme a call, and we'll see what we can do. special invitations may be issued 2 priveleged individuals. i will ve performing many of my "secret tricks" which i mention here such as:
********, ****, and also *****, if my resources allow. until next time, cya ltr. peace out!
went 2 the club at night after dinner at the stadium. kinda weird considering i usually go dere FER dinner. so went down and wanted 2 show taufik a few new tricks, currently in secret, only known to a few ppl like ash, and harry and ben, plus some other misc. dudes and dudettes i perform 2 on the street.
i went up 2 the cyber cafe, and was quite surprised 2 find actually enter, and see this small, little, i-can-step-on-your-face-cos-u-play-10-hours-a-day-here-everyday guy ryan, run up 2 me and tell me han ming's been looking fer me. gave him the "right... ok. can i take another step now?" kinda look and was surprised 2 actuall see han ming getting owned in dota. (can't farm with razor. wtf?) he blamed the mouse. anyway, there was no sign of taufik wearing his "new york" hoody and jeans sitting behind the desk. instead, there was this skinny puffy-haired dude with sennheisers bigger than my pinky around his neck, wearing a coco shirt and doing paperwork.
han ming took the liberty of not introducing me, so i did it meself. he was hafezul. my latest victim a.k.a spectator.
i found out he's my ideal audience. performed a two-card monte with my new presentation, hn ming was laughing like a bitch after zul turned over wad he tot was two kings 2 find 2 aces in their place. convo went like this:
Me: ok, zul, if i just pinch the cards like this *pinches cards* and they change places, would dat be impressive?
zul: yea, quite.
Me: what if i wave my hand over the cards, *waves hand* and dey change places, would dat be better? more impressive?
Zul: yea, yea. it would.
Me: what if i dun touch dem at all-
Hanming: den dat's the best right? ask retarded question, sia u! bloody cock.
Me: right. well, here's the move. i'm wun touch it. watch me not touch it.
*not touching cards*
Me: turn 'em over.
Zul: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
HANMING: *laughs like rabid dog-bitch-cat-gay*
i went on to perform a few more tricks. i was halfway through carbon paper when han ming's mum came into the cafe 2 beckon her son home. she gave me a fright, and, on impulse, i got my gollum voice, and i was like:" HI AUNTIE!!! *breathes heavily* u are hanming's mum ah? *breathes heavily* hi!!!" DAMN WEIRD. she had like this O.O expression on her face, damn hilarious.
performed carbon paper, got a kick-ass reaction. insane trick that one. andway, went on to secret trick 2. and even through the barrier, at the revelation of the card, zul's sole reaction, was "FUCK!" and i was just laughing my ass off. did secret trick number one, he kept it as a souvenier.
not much happend after that, although, han ming did come back, and we found out that he had no idea wad pubes were. zul and i had used pubes as a recurring joke the whole day, and hanming was completely oblivious. our single statement throughout the day, betw. me and zul was that, "maple is for girls and boys with no pubes." so gr8 guy lah zul.
hanming's mum came 2 drag him out, i freaked her out again with gollum's voice and as she was leaving, beckoned her 2 teach hanming what pubes were. threw zul into this laughing fit. fer those of u who have no godly idea what pubes are, google it. it's how i learned the true meaning of jaguleps. (: until then, oliver and i are having a duel at aranda country club on the 28th i believe. it's actually just a combined magic show. so if anyone wants 2 come on down and watch, feel free 2 leave a tag or gimme a call, and we'll see what we can do. special invitations may be issued 2 priveleged individuals. i will ve performing many of my "secret tricks" which i mention here such as:
********, ****, and also *****, if my resources allow. until next time, cya ltr. peace out!
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde12:05 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?