Wednesday, December 06, 2006
went streeting...
with brandon and zul 2day. it was kinda weird. ok, understatement. very weird. i dun care abt revealing brandon's name anymore, considering we're pretty much exposed anyway to certain ppl.
anyway, back 2 streeting. got a call frm zul at like, 12, and i kinda misinterpreted dat he was at bugis. so i got changed and prepped up, and rushed down 2 bugis. now, as a worthy mention, as i was on the escalator going down 2 the platform, the first thing i saw was a couple no older than myself. first thing i saw was the guy just grab his gf and give her a kiss. not the normal, lovey-dovey peck. i'm talking about a relli in-depth kiss. as in those kind u see in movies. it kinda got me thinking. about what, i shall not reveal. or rather about who, i shall not reveal. anyway, made my way down 2 bugis. on the train when i decided 2 give zul a call 2 see where he was for ease of location. OMFG! HE WAS STILL IN DOVER! zul... grr.
decided 2 eat first. fer the love of god, dun bother buying the "ultimate chicken meal" it's not ultimate at all. it's a single, i repeat, SINGLE piece of chicken, which has been handpicked 2 be smaller than ur hand, and a colonel burger, which was ok, i guess. and a box of popcorn chicken which is about half the size of my chihuahua. i tell u, it's fucked up. i could actually count the pieces of popcorn chicken they gave me. it's gayly small.
finally met up with zul and we porceeded 2 burger king where i taught him indecent and super jumping gemini. have fun, bro. brandon came along after zul's whopper after scouring half the place looking fer us. i dunno how he could get lost in burger king. it's weird. first weird thing of the day. haha. so anyway, after some chatting, brandon looks outside the window 2 find, waddaya noe? 2 JAP GIRLS! amazing. he was debating wheter or not 2 perform fer them. lol. convo time:
Brandon: eh. should i go and perform for them ornot?
Me: up to u, bro. u want u go lah.
Brandon: eh, dowan lah. scully dey're not jap, dey're singaporean how?
Me: Man, dere's no diff. just go and do a trick on them lah.
[Brandon debates with himself what he wants to do]
[Brandon finally performs]
at this point, weird thing number 2 happens. brandon, the opportunist, reaches over onto the girl's skirt, to the area between her legs, and promptly picks up his pen. frm zul's and my point of view, it looked extremely violating and wrong. the weird thing was dat she didn't seem to mind. here's when i pose this question 2 all ladies reading this: If a big, burly guy dressed in a basketball jersey and in shades were 2 reach over in between ur legs, would u be freaked out? answer on the tagboard plz. thx.
anyway, he came back, started declaring his love for Japan and went out 2 do another trick. this time, there were a lot more girls around, apparently part of a tour group. anyway, he performed an extremely visual trick which made the whole lot of them scream. zul and i collapsed against the wall in laughter and everyone else turned 2 look at the crowd around brandon. after he furiously exchanged numbers with them, and a few email addresses, he came back, and once more, started declaring his love for japanese ppl. weird.
the next weird thing was when we were in between performances, brandon would sing and touch zul at unorthodox areas of the latter's body. i was creeped out, but thankful that i wasn't in zul's position. haha. ok, anyway, dat's about it. i had 2 go back home after dat, so. nth much. yea. peace out.
P.S i just saw vanessa hudgen's vid fer her song, come back to me. for those of u hu are hormoneless, *cough*shunjie*cough* she sang alongside zac effron for breaking free, number 1 song on high school musical. if u dunno wad high school musical is, get the f*** off the planet. u dun belong here. as i was saying, SHE DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS! she's a motion person though, the kinda person that looks good on video and in person, when she's moving, but duzzent look good in still photos. like me! but dere are certain ppl who look gr8 both in stills and on video, and in person, like jade seah and fiona xie. (: i'm gonna go bask in thei combined gorgeousness now. /wave
-pleasure of deception
anyway, back 2 streeting. got a call frm zul at like, 12, and i kinda misinterpreted dat he was at bugis. so i got changed and prepped up, and rushed down 2 bugis. now, as a worthy mention, as i was on the escalator going down 2 the platform, the first thing i saw was a couple no older than myself. first thing i saw was the guy just grab his gf and give her a kiss. not the normal, lovey-dovey peck. i'm talking about a relli in-depth kiss. as in those kind u see in movies. it kinda got me thinking. about what, i shall not reveal. or rather about who, i shall not reveal. anyway, made my way down 2 bugis. on the train when i decided 2 give zul a call 2 see where he was for ease of location. OMFG! HE WAS STILL IN DOVER! zul... grr.
decided 2 eat first. fer the love of god, dun bother buying the "ultimate chicken meal" it's not ultimate at all. it's a single, i repeat, SINGLE piece of chicken, which has been handpicked 2 be smaller than ur hand, and a colonel burger, which was ok, i guess. and a box of popcorn chicken which is about half the size of my chihuahua. i tell u, it's fucked up. i could actually count the pieces of popcorn chicken they gave me. it's gayly small.
finally met up with zul and we porceeded 2 burger king where i taught him indecent and super jumping gemini. have fun, bro. brandon came along after zul's whopper after scouring half the place looking fer us. i dunno how he could get lost in burger king. it's weird. first weird thing of the day. haha. so anyway, after some chatting, brandon looks outside the window 2 find, waddaya noe? 2 JAP GIRLS! amazing. he was debating wheter or not 2 perform fer them. lol. convo time:
Brandon: eh. should i go and perform for them ornot?
Me: up to u, bro. u want u go lah.
Brandon: eh, dowan lah. scully dey're not jap, dey're singaporean how?
Me: Man, dere's no diff. just go and do a trick on them lah.
[Brandon debates with himself what he wants to do]
[Brandon finally performs]
at this point, weird thing number 2 happens. brandon, the opportunist, reaches over onto the girl's skirt, to the area between her legs, and promptly picks up his pen. frm zul's and my point of view, it looked extremely violating and wrong. the weird thing was dat she didn't seem to mind. here's when i pose this question 2 all ladies reading this: If a big, burly guy dressed in a basketball jersey and in shades were 2 reach over in between ur legs, would u be freaked out? answer on the tagboard plz. thx.
anyway, he came back, started declaring his love for Japan and went out 2 do another trick. this time, there were a lot more girls around, apparently part of a tour group. anyway, he performed an extremely visual trick which made the whole lot of them scream. zul and i collapsed against the wall in laughter and everyone else turned 2 look at the crowd around brandon. after he furiously exchanged numbers with them, and a few email addresses, he came back, and once more, started declaring his love for japanese ppl. weird.
the next weird thing was when we were in between performances, brandon would sing and touch zul at unorthodox areas of the latter's body. i was creeped out, but thankful that i wasn't in zul's position. haha. ok, anyway, dat's about it. i had 2 go back home after dat, so. nth much. yea. peace out.
P.S i just saw vanessa hudgen's vid fer her song, come back to me. for those of u hu are hormoneless, *cough*shunjie*cough* she sang alongside zac effron for breaking free, number 1 song on high school musical. if u dunno wad high school musical is, get the f*** off the planet. u dun belong here. as i was saying, SHE DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS! she's a motion person though, the kinda person that looks good on video and in person, when she's moving, but duzzent look good in still photos. like me! but dere are certain ppl who look gr8 both in stills and on video, and in person, like jade seah and fiona xie. (: i'm gonna go bask in thei combined gorgeousness now. /wave
-pleasure of deception
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde6:16 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?