Friday, December 29, 2006
ARRR, ME NIGGARS... heehee. sry, i'm in the mood fer pimps at sea right now. the idea of being able to fully pimp-out my own swash-buckling 'hos fills my heart with platinum-chain smelling goodness with salty water.
i've been addicted to watchin' the media released by the head pimps recently. can't take mah balls off 'em, u hear? watchin' the barnacles bash around with their big-ass monkey-wrenches fill me to the brim with rum. (: mm... rum.
heehee. go figure. POD out.
i've been addicted to watchin' the media released by the head pimps recently. can't take mah balls off 'em, u hear? watchin' the barnacles bash around with their big-ass monkey-wrenches fill me to the brim with rum. (: mm... rum.
heehee. go figure. POD out.
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde9:41 PM
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0 but WHY am I here?
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
i'm allergic 2 shininess. i think...
yoz! wassup? haha! i'm high on coke!!!!
day started when i moved my off out of bed 2 go streeting with zul and brandon. zul called me damn early so i had 2 move my ass down 2 golden landmark. bugger bought a deck of masters. hmph. i still prefer ghost. WHITE ALL THE WAY!!! i beckoned him 2 write on mybottom lip fer a trick 2 do with warning. didn't work. sharpie no ink.
went down 2 bugis and finally found diva. due 2 my poor sense of direction, i ended up in bugis STREET instead of bugis JUNCTION which is where diva was in the first place. hence, i spent the whole of ytd standing outside the sex toy shop in bugis street looking at the street directory furiously searching for diva. biqi, y did u give me the wrong word?!?!?!
anyway, found diva today. entered it. went blind for forty seconds. and found myself immersed in gold and beaded strings. i swear, men are not meant 2 buy jewellery save for a wedding ring. i got kinda frustrated cos i didn't noe wad biqi would like, so i just asked "what do u give to a 15-yr-old gold addict?" lol. zul was with me, and he helped. by not helping. lol. i think he was trying 2 get me 2 save money. fer some reason... first thing when we entered the shop, convo time:
sales lady: hello. how may i help u?
me: hi. i'm looking for a gift fer my frend.
zul[pointing at me]:yea. i'm looking for a gift fer my frend.
me: ? zul. wth?
zul: umm, not him. he's looking for a gift for HIS frend...
me: zul. wth?
got dead confused, so i left and promised 2 return later. i figured a successful performance would help clear my mind. fair enuff, i spotted 2 girls sitting by the jumping fountain drinking. so i told zul, ok, i need u 2 go over dere first, just chill fer a bit, and i'll set the box down next 2 u, and u quickly switch them. dat's the short version of the briefing. anyway, he went over, sat down. i counted 20 secs b4 moving in 2 perform. the moment he sat down, the girls got up and walked away. DIAO!!!!!! den he laughed next 2 the plant, i laughed behind the pillar, and brandon was like "wth?" lol. damn comical.
had a few more performances, which most non-magicians wouldn't understand, so i'll refrain. went back 2 diva's ready 2 get the gift. was tempted 2 get one thing, but settled fer another due 2 the persuasive powers of the saleslady. HAHA. MEN ARE NOT MEANT 2 BUY JEWELLERY! GUYS, DUN LET UR GIRLFRIENDS FOOL U!!! IF DEY ASK U 2 BUY JEWELLERY, DEY JUST WANNA KEEP U FRM GOING 2 THE BAR AND GETTING DRUNK!!! I SPENT OVER AND HOUR AND A HALF DERE!!! DUN WASTE DAT TIME! GO AND GET A HANGOVER!!! haha. ok. kidding. i'm high on coke. (: peace out!
day started when i moved my off out of bed 2 go streeting with zul and brandon. zul called me damn early so i had 2 move my ass down 2 golden landmark. bugger bought a deck of masters. hmph. i still prefer ghost. WHITE ALL THE WAY!!! i beckoned him 2 write on mybottom lip fer a trick 2 do with warning. didn't work. sharpie no ink.
went down 2 bugis and finally found diva. due 2 my poor sense of direction, i ended up in bugis STREET instead of bugis JUNCTION which is where diva was in the first place. hence, i spent the whole of ytd standing outside the sex toy shop in bugis street looking at the street directory furiously searching for diva. biqi, y did u give me the wrong word?!?!?!
anyway, found diva today. entered it. went blind for forty seconds. and found myself immersed in gold and beaded strings. i swear, men are not meant 2 buy jewellery save for a wedding ring. i got kinda frustrated cos i didn't noe wad biqi would like, so i just asked "what do u give to a 15-yr-old gold addict?" lol. zul was with me, and he helped. by not helping. lol. i think he was trying 2 get me 2 save money. fer some reason... first thing when we entered the shop, convo time:
sales lady: hello. how may i help u?
me: hi. i'm looking for a gift fer my frend.
zul[pointing at me]:yea. i'm looking for a gift fer my frend.
me: ? zul. wth?
zul: umm, not him. he's looking for a gift for HIS frend...
me: zul. wth?
got dead confused, so i left and promised 2 return later. i figured a successful performance would help clear my mind. fair enuff, i spotted 2 girls sitting by the jumping fountain drinking. so i told zul, ok, i need u 2 go over dere first, just chill fer a bit, and i'll set the box down next 2 u, and u quickly switch them. dat's the short version of the briefing. anyway, he went over, sat down. i counted 20 secs b4 moving in 2 perform. the moment he sat down, the girls got up and walked away. DIAO!!!!!! den he laughed next 2 the plant, i laughed behind the pillar, and brandon was like "wth?" lol. damn comical.
had a few more performances, which most non-magicians wouldn't understand, so i'll refrain. went back 2 diva's ready 2 get the gift. was tempted 2 get one thing, but settled fer another due 2 the persuasive powers of the saleslady. HAHA. MEN ARE NOT MEANT 2 BUY JEWELLERY! GUYS, DUN LET UR GIRLFRIENDS FOOL U!!! IF DEY ASK U 2 BUY JEWELLERY, DEY JUST WANNA KEEP U FRM GOING 2 THE BAR AND GETTING DRUNK!!! I SPENT OVER AND HOUR AND A HALF DERE!!! DUN WASTE DAT TIME! GO AND GET A HANGOVER!!! haha. ok. kidding. i'm high on coke. (: peace out!
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde6:59 AM
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0 but WHY am I here?
Friday, December 08, 2006
Ward 21
well, gd news and bad news. bad news first: dad was admitted 2 hospital 2dae. kidney stones. hhe kinda has recurring pains. but he can still laugh, which rules. my dad rawks. proud of him.
gd news: he's got a hot nurse. unfortunately, she's not the one dat shoves cameras in his ass, so.. too bd. but relli cute nurse.
it kinda felt cool and weird at the same time at ttsh cos since my dad was lying in bed, i was surround by 3 women of differing generations. my granmum, my mum, and my sis. i'm not sure how it felt, wheter gd or bad, just felt weird. dat's my umbrella term now fer everything which i can't assign a specific adjective to. (:
dad had 2 get a painkiller jab just as we were leaving. convo time:
nurse: we're going to administer an injection now, mr chia.
Dad: where? through here right? [referring to his drip tube]
Nurse: no sir, i your right arm. turn it to face me please.
Dad: aww...shit. again.
damn funny. one of those "had to be there" moments.
turns out jie has a fear of needles and blood like dad. apparently, she fainted upon the sight of blood in ttsh oso abt a yr back. she supposedly came in to visit a frend, saw a neighbouring patient in pain and anguish, bleeding, she excused herself, and fainted onto a food tray and broke her specs. lol.
moreover, i found out hospitals dn't have cold water. or warm water for that matter. they only have boiling hot water.
watched death note this afternoon. managed 2 get the cd frm nick. it's pretty cool. i guess i kinda underestimated it, considering i nvr read the manga. can't wait fer the last name anymore.... i wanna watch it with someone!!!! book me now!!!! 28th dec!!!! hurry hurry! limited stock! i'll only watch it 17 times! pre-order ur movie companion, a.k.a me NOW! haha. ok, craziness spasm. just ate mcwing EVM upsized with bbq sauce. YUM!
gd news: he's got a hot nurse. unfortunately, she's not the one dat shoves cameras in his ass, so.. too bd. but relli cute nurse.
it kinda felt cool and weird at the same time at ttsh cos since my dad was lying in bed, i was surround by 3 women of differing generations. my granmum, my mum, and my sis. i'm not sure how it felt, wheter gd or bad, just felt weird. dat's my umbrella term now fer everything which i can't assign a specific adjective to. (:
dad had 2 get a painkiller jab just as we were leaving. convo time:
nurse: we're going to administer an injection now, mr chia.
Dad: where? through here right? [referring to his drip tube]
Nurse: no sir, i your right arm. turn it to face me please.
Dad: aww...shit. again.
damn funny. one of those "had to be there" moments.
turns out jie has a fear of needles and blood like dad. apparently, she fainted upon the sight of blood in ttsh oso abt a yr back. she supposedly came in to visit a frend, saw a neighbouring patient in pain and anguish, bleeding, she excused herself, and fainted onto a food tray and broke her specs. lol.
moreover, i found out hospitals dn't have cold water. or warm water for that matter. they only have boiling hot water.
watched death note this afternoon. managed 2 get the cd frm nick. it's pretty cool. i guess i kinda underestimated it, considering i nvr read the manga. can't wait fer the last name anymore.... i wanna watch it with someone!!!! book me now!!!! 28th dec!!!! hurry hurry! limited stock! i'll only watch it 17 times! pre-order ur movie companion, a.k.a me NOW! haha. ok, craziness spasm. just ate mcwing EVM upsized with bbq sauce. YUM!
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde5:39 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Thursday, December 07, 2006
I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head
And it's the stars
The stars that shine for you
And it's the stars
The stars that lie to you
Don't know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head
And it's the stars
The stars that shine for you
And it's the stars
The stars that lie to you
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde8:17 PM
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0 but WHY am I here?
GRAND SALE! HANSEN GOING FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING.
wah sian. hah. i noe i dun usually start off posts on a negative note, but well, maybe it's just the sulphur talking. i swear, i'm getting stoned on sulphur. my eyelids feel heavy, my head hurts and smoke is emanating frm my mouth. i'm gonna start coming up with tricks which i can use on the streets. i desperately need ideas. pm me if u have any. so far, the best effect i have would be 2 make a card appear on a window by breathing smoke on it. yea. i'm using the smoke thing 2 the best of it's ability. damn freaking versatile. quite cool leh, like danny phantom when dere's a ghost nearby, smoke comes out of his mouth. yay! KAWAII!!!*
*due to sulphur brain poisoning.
*mood swing* kao-eh. chase girl until damn difficult sia. haha. but i guess progress can be said 2 be made lah. although i'm a little worried about certain brain-washing mofos. some ppl like this fucker who's been the one getting me ostracized fer so damn long is relli pissing me off lah. although, i can say i'm quite glad 2 be rid of him lah. if not fer brandon bringing it up 2 me, i wouldn't have realised, and he could end up fucking my life up real bad lah. this is when the regret sets in. if i had studied a little more fer PSLE, i might not need 2 travel so far everyday just 2 go 2 sch, and imight have been able 2 study closer 2 home, and go 2 my second home, the SSC everyday after sch. looking at right now, brandon was right. u can't trust anybody. i altered that perception. i trusted noone except for the ones i love. he was right, i was wrong. some friends are fuckers.
i guess there is/are some(one) who are still playing darts with my spine. i was always foolishly thinking dat only nice guys gets backstabbed. so i assumed i was pretty safe. turns out i'm nicer than i thought. i've been told dat i'm a water-test guy. u gotta noe me 2 like me. if u ppl who have gotten 2 noe me during my pre-15-yrs-old tiem period, i deeply apologise fer being an ass-munch. i've changed, believe it or not. but still, if u wanna say dat i'm ostracized or wadeva fuck, go ahead. i will find out. and i will kick ur sry ass. and if u're unwillingly 2 get 2 noe me, dun dare say i'm unsociable or unfriendly. i reciprocate feelings. if u wanna noe me, i'll make sure u wun regret trying. now, i guess it can be said dat i'm advertising myself. and to a certain extent, i am. it's time fer u ppl 2 realise dat outside opinions are nvr right. note. i said nvr. if u listen to these opinion, u'll definitely be losing a friend. nvr judge a person b4 getting 2 noe him/her. i can be friends with total strangers. dun tell me u can't do the same with someone whose name u noe.
dun be a fucker.be friendly. do water tests. not all waters are volatile. dun be outta control.
*due to sulphur brain poisoning.
*mood swing* kao-eh. chase girl until damn difficult sia. haha. but i guess progress can be said 2 be made lah. although i'm a little worried about certain brain-washing mofos. some ppl like this fucker who's been the one getting me ostracized fer so damn long is relli pissing me off lah. although, i can say i'm quite glad 2 be rid of him lah. if not fer brandon bringing it up 2 me, i wouldn't have realised, and he could end up fucking my life up real bad lah. this is when the regret sets in. if i had studied a little more fer PSLE, i might not need 2 travel so far everyday just 2 go 2 sch, and imight have been able 2 study closer 2 home, and go 2 my second home, the SSC everyday after sch. looking at right now, brandon was right. u can't trust anybody. i altered that perception. i trusted noone except for the ones i love. he was right, i was wrong. some friends are fuckers.
i guess there is/are some(one) who are still playing darts with my spine. i was always foolishly thinking dat only nice guys gets backstabbed. so i assumed i was pretty safe. turns out i'm nicer than i thought. i've been told dat i'm a water-test guy. u gotta noe me 2 like me. if u ppl who have gotten 2 noe me during my pre-15-yrs-old tiem period, i deeply apologise fer being an ass-munch. i've changed, believe it or not. but still, if u wanna say dat i'm ostracized or wadeva fuck, go ahead. i will find out. and i will kick ur sry ass. and if u're unwillingly 2 get 2 noe me, dun dare say i'm unsociable or unfriendly. i reciprocate feelings. if u wanna noe me, i'll make sure u wun regret trying. now, i guess it can be said dat i'm advertising myself. and to a certain extent, i am. it's time fer u ppl 2 realise dat outside opinions are nvr right. note. i said nvr. if u listen to these opinion, u'll definitely be losing a friend. nvr judge a person b4 getting 2 noe him/her. i can be friends with total strangers. dun tell me u can't do the same with someone whose name u noe.
dun be a fucker.be friendly. do water tests. not all waters are volatile. dun be outta control.
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde7:44 PM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
went streeting...
with brandon and zul 2day. it was kinda weird. ok, understatement. very weird. i dun care abt revealing brandon's name anymore, considering we're pretty much exposed anyway to certain ppl.
anyway, back 2 streeting. got a call frm zul at like, 12, and i kinda misinterpreted dat he was at bugis. so i got changed and prepped up, and rushed down 2 bugis. now, as a worthy mention, as i was on the escalator going down 2 the platform, the first thing i saw was a couple no older than myself. first thing i saw was the guy just grab his gf and give her a kiss. not the normal, lovey-dovey peck. i'm talking about a relli in-depth kiss. as in those kind u see in movies. it kinda got me thinking. about what, i shall not reveal. or rather about who, i shall not reveal. anyway, made my way down 2 bugis. on the train when i decided 2 give zul a call 2 see where he was for ease of location. OMFG! HE WAS STILL IN DOVER! zul... grr.
decided 2 eat first. fer the love of god, dun bother buying the "ultimate chicken meal" it's not ultimate at all. it's a single, i repeat, SINGLE piece of chicken, which has been handpicked 2 be smaller than ur hand, and a colonel burger, which was ok, i guess. and a box of popcorn chicken which is about half the size of my chihuahua. i tell u, it's fucked up. i could actually count the pieces of popcorn chicken they gave me. it's gayly small.
finally met up with zul and we porceeded 2 burger king where i taught him indecent and super jumping gemini. have fun, bro. brandon came along after zul's whopper after scouring half the place looking fer us. i dunno how he could get lost in burger king. it's weird. first weird thing of the day. haha. so anyway, after some chatting, brandon looks outside the window 2 find, waddaya noe? 2 JAP GIRLS! amazing. he was debating wheter or not 2 perform fer them. lol. convo time:
Brandon: eh. should i go and perform for them ornot?
Me: up to u, bro. u want u go lah.
Brandon: eh, dowan lah. scully dey're not jap, dey're singaporean how?
Me: Man, dere's no diff. just go and do a trick on them lah.
[Brandon debates with himself what he wants to do]
[Brandon finally performs]
at this point, weird thing number 2 happens. brandon, the opportunist, reaches over onto the girl's skirt, to the area between her legs, and promptly picks up his pen. frm zul's and my point of view, it looked extremely violating and wrong. the weird thing was dat she didn't seem to mind. here's when i pose this question 2 all ladies reading this: If a big, burly guy dressed in a basketball jersey and in shades were 2 reach over in between ur legs, would u be freaked out? answer on the tagboard plz. thx.
anyway, he came back, started declaring his love for Japan and went out 2 do another trick. this time, there were a lot more girls around, apparently part of a tour group. anyway, he performed an extremely visual trick which made the whole lot of them scream. zul and i collapsed against the wall in laughter and everyone else turned 2 look at the crowd around brandon. after he furiously exchanged numbers with them, and a few email addresses, he came back, and once more, started declaring his love for japanese ppl. weird.
the next weird thing was when we were in between performances, brandon would sing and touch zul at unorthodox areas of the latter's body. i was creeped out, but thankful that i wasn't in zul's position. haha. ok, anyway, dat's about it. i had 2 go back home after dat, so. nth much. yea. peace out.
P.S i just saw vanessa hudgen's vid fer her song, come back to me. for those of u hu are hormoneless, *cough*shunjie*cough* she sang alongside zac effron for breaking free, number 1 song on high school musical. if u dunno wad high school musical is, get the f*** off the planet. u dun belong here. as i was saying, SHE DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS! she's a motion person though, the kinda person that looks good on video and in person, when she's moving, but duzzent look good in still photos. like me! but dere are certain ppl who look gr8 both in stills and on video, and in person, like jade seah and fiona xie. (: i'm gonna go bask in thei combined gorgeousness now. /wave
-pleasure of deception
anyway, back 2 streeting. got a call frm zul at like, 12, and i kinda misinterpreted dat he was at bugis. so i got changed and prepped up, and rushed down 2 bugis. now, as a worthy mention, as i was on the escalator going down 2 the platform, the first thing i saw was a couple no older than myself. first thing i saw was the guy just grab his gf and give her a kiss. not the normal, lovey-dovey peck. i'm talking about a relli in-depth kiss. as in those kind u see in movies. it kinda got me thinking. about what, i shall not reveal. or rather about who, i shall not reveal. anyway, made my way down 2 bugis. on the train when i decided 2 give zul a call 2 see where he was for ease of location. OMFG! HE WAS STILL IN DOVER! zul... grr.
decided 2 eat first. fer the love of god, dun bother buying the "ultimate chicken meal" it's not ultimate at all. it's a single, i repeat, SINGLE piece of chicken, which has been handpicked 2 be smaller than ur hand, and a colonel burger, which was ok, i guess. and a box of popcorn chicken which is about half the size of my chihuahua. i tell u, it's fucked up. i could actually count the pieces of popcorn chicken they gave me. it's gayly small.
finally met up with zul and we porceeded 2 burger king where i taught him indecent and super jumping gemini. have fun, bro. brandon came along after zul's whopper after scouring half the place looking fer us. i dunno how he could get lost in burger king. it's weird. first weird thing of the day. haha. so anyway, after some chatting, brandon looks outside the window 2 find, waddaya noe? 2 JAP GIRLS! amazing. he was debating wheter or not 2 perform fer them. lol. convo time:
Brandon: eh. should i go and perform for them ornot?
Me: up to u, bro. u want u go lah.
Brandon: eh, dowan lah. scully dey're not jap, dey're singaporean how?
Me: Man, dere's no diff. just go and do a trick on them lah.
[Brandon debates with himself what he wants to do]
[Brandon finally performs]
at this point, weird thing number 2 happens. brandon, the opportunist, reaches over onto the girl's skirt, to the area between her legs, and promptly picks up his pen. frm zul's and my point of view, it looked extremely violating and wrong. the weird thing was dat she didn't seem to mind. here's when i pose this question 2 all ladies reading this: If a big, burly guy dressed in a basketball jersey and in shades were 2 reach over in between ur legs, would u be freaked out? answer on the tagboard plz. thx.
anyway, he came back, started declaring his love for Japan and went out 2 do another trick. this time, there were a lot more girls around, apparently part of a tour group. anyway, he performed an extremely visual trick which made the whole lot of them scream. zul and i collapsed against the wall in laughter and everyone else turned 2 look at the crowd around brandon. after he furiously exchanged numbers with them, and a few email addresses, he came back, and once more, started declaring his love for japanese ppl. weird.
the next weird thing was when we were in between performances, brandon would sing and touch zul at unorthodox areas of the latter's body. i was creeped out, but thankful that i wasn't in zul's position. haha. ok, anyway, dat's about it. i had 2 go back home after dat, so. nth much. yea. peace out.
P.S i just saw vanessa hudgen's vid fer her song, come back to me. for those of u hu are hormoneless, *cough*shunjie*cough* she sang alongside zac effron for breaking free, number 1 song on high school musical. if u dunno wad high school musical is, get the f*** off the planet. u dun belong here. as i was saying, SHE DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS! she's a motion person though, the kinda person that looks good on video and in person, when she's moving, but duzzent look good in still photos. like me! but dere are certain ppl who look gr8 both in stills and on video, and in person, like jade seah and fiona xie. (: i'm gonna go bask in thei combined gorgeousness now. /wave
-pleasure of deception
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde6:16 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Quiz time
1. grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line four:
"you have disobeyed a direct order!"-warcraft:war of the ancients trilogy-The sundering.
2. stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you feel?
magician's mat. sitting comfortably on my scanner. LOL!
3. last thing you watched on TV?
Phua Chu Kang last night. haha.
4. without looking, guess what time it is? the actual time?
5.15pm? haha. close. 5.11pm.
6. what can you hear with exception of the computer?
"perfect" by simple plan on 987fm. i thought they played new songs... hmm...
7. when did you last step outside? what were you doing?
today. afternoon. went streeting with brandon and zul.
8. what did you look at before you started this survey?
my com, trying 2 make evything work well with my new broadband.
9. What are you wearing?
pants. and nth else. just pants.
10. did you dream last night?
i dun rmb if i did.
11. When did you last laugh?
just now in burger king.
12. what is on the walls of the room you are in?
paint and posters.
13. seen anything weird lately?
hell yea! brandon the opportunist promptly reached onto a girl's skirt and picked up his pen frm between her legs. haha. more on that ltr.
14 what do you think of this quiz?
i think it's fun. XD
15. what is the last film you saw?
casino royale. it's relli gd. best bond movie ever.
16. becoming a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy?
a hell lot of magic supplies, and a new kennel for winky. lol
17. tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm a sensitive and loyal friend.
18. what is one thing you would change about the world?
people.
19. do you like to dance?
not as much as i'd like. i'm more of a singer than a dancer.
20. George W Bush... american?
nope. idiot.
21.if your first child is a boy,what do you call him?
Jacen.
22. If your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jaina.
23. have you ever considered living abroad?
maybe in the suburbs of the US.
24. what do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Hansen. we need u on the battlefield! then he hands me a large holysword with superb demon-vanquishing power!
25. 20 people who must do this in their journal or blog.
everyone who sees this is bound by obligation to do it! haha.
1. grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line four:
"you have disobeyed a direct order!"-warcraft:war of the ancients trilogy-The sundering.
2. stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you feel?
magician's mat. sitting comfortably on my scanner. LOL!
3. last thing you watched on TV?
Phua Chu Kang last night. haha.
4. without looking, guess what time it is? the actual time?
5.15pm? haha. close. 5.11pm.
6. what can you hear with exception of the computer?
"perfect" by simple plan on 987fm. i thought they played new songs... hmm...
7. when did you last step outside? what were you doing?
today. afternoon. went streeting with brandon and zul.
8. what did you look at before you started this survey?
my com, trying 2 make evything work well with my new broadband.
9. What are you wearing?
pants. and nth else. just pants.
10. did you dream last night?
i dun rmb if i did.
11. When did you last laugh?
just now in burger king.
12. what is on the walls of the room you are in?
paint and posters.
13. seen anything weird lately?
hell yea! brandon the opportunist promptly reached onto a girl's skirt and picked up his pen frm between her legs. haha. more on that ltr.
14 what do you think of this quiz?
i think it's fun. XD
15. what is the last film you saw?
casino royale. it's relli gd. best bond movie ever.
16. becoming a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy?
a hell lot of magic supplies, and a new kennel for winky. lol
17. tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm a sensitive and loyal friend.
18. what is one thing you would change about the world?
people.
19. do you like to dance?
not as much as i'd like. i'm more of a singer than a dancer.
20. George W Bush... american?
nope. idiot.
21.if your first child is a boy,what do you call him?
Jacen.
22. If your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jaina.
23. have you ever considered living abroad?
maybe in the suburbs of the US.
24. what do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Hansen. we need u on the battlefield! then he hands me a large holysword with superb demon-vanquishing power!
25. 20 people who must do this in their journal or blog.
everyone who sees this is bound by obligation to do it! haha.
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde1:09 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Saturday, December 02, 2006
tribute 2 the seniors
contrary 2 the title of the post, i'm not gonna be saying a tearful farewell 2 the sec 4s. instead, after spending the whole day with zul at the club, i've noticed dat i get along very well with ppl older than me leh. den i've been looking back at the seniors who have helped me out and whom i love so much.
jaren, now in army, used 2 man the cyber cafe, b4 it was downgraded 2 a cubicle. haha. had so much fun talking abt dota and playing pranks. too bad we chickened out on dat one we planned fer jun. haha. wah lau, jaren. go army den must come back and work summore leh. rmb all the times we had watching jap comedies on youtube and be humping air fer no apparent reason. seemed so damn long ago sia.
ben, whom i met briefly at the pasar malam visting a stand fer magic. hey man, thx a real ginormous bunch fer supporting me so much in my magical journey, supplying me with help frm DG and intro-ing me 2 magic hall. of not fer ur help, i may still be a trainee magician sia. not even a rookie. thx a lot bro also fer shocking the shit out of me, literally, with ur electric touch. haha.
Naddy dearest who was mostly responsible fer helping me throughout my exam period. if not fer u, i dunno how many times i would've broken down sia, just even during my prep period. also taking the trouble 2 log in 2 msn at inconvenient times just 2 talk 2 me. relli one of the most dedicated frends i'll ever have the pleasure of noeing.
taufiq, u weird-ass MF. haha. rmb the first time i met u, i didn't noe ur damn name, so i had 2 spend a whole 2 hours calling u "winky". lol. u relli made the perfect guinea pig 2 test out my tricks on. even though dey all garnered the same or rather, similar response of "eh! how u do? asshole lah! eh! wtf?! asshole lah!"it was still damn fun 2 perform fer u. too bad i missed out dat day with the firecrackers. dammit. but even though i constantly make fun of u, i quite appreciate ur company, bro. (:
eudora, whom i had the pleasure of meeting at jon''s roadshow, immediately frm the first time u hit me, i knew we'd be gr8 frends. oso we had so much in common in terms of attitude and rate of speech. haha. but having u go through the trouble of coming down 2 plaza sing and watching em do weird-ass magic 2 freak u out was relli a gr8 gesture. i relli appreaciate u giving me all the advice on everything and anything, especially personal matters which were difficult 2 bring up. thx fer bein dere fer me when i needed it. i'll miss ur *huggles* when u're in virginia. (:
daryl, u ah, the first time i met u when u took over frm taufiq, show u stranger card u oso like damn sian liddat. wth. den come back when u perked up and totally freaked u out. i love the fact dat all ur reactions practically the same ol' "ok... wth." haha. nvr change sia u. now u got everyone in the club playing rappelz. haha. too bad i can't make it 2 the club as often as i'd like 2 on weekdays.
hafizul, the newest magician under my wing. a very ruffled and screwed up wing, but a wing nonetheless. i relli found an amazing frend in u lah. the way i first came in expecting 2 see taufiq sitting behind that desk, only 2 see u in ur red coco shirt and big-ass sennheisers, and decided i'd water-test u. turns out u were damn reactive and would laugh at almost everything, especially the lack of hanming's knowledge of the nature of pubes.LOL. but i relli gotta thank u fer bein' a bro, bro.
dere's one more guy whom i have a ton 2 talk about, but i gotta keep his identity a secret for fear of our friendship being known 2 unworthy, backstabbing individuals.
so 2 all u kor-kors and jie-jies who've been mentioned above, i relli love u guys. i'm not sure y i get along so well with so many of u, even though dere's an age gap, but it truly rawks. it's u guys dat put me at the peak of my game. thx fer bein' dere. (: once again, i love u guys.
jaren, now in army, used 2 man the cyber cafe, b4 it was downgraded 2 a cubicle. haha. had so much fun talking abt dota and playing pranks. too bad we chickened out on dat one we planned fer jun. haha. wah lau, jaren. go army den must come back and work summore leh. rmb all the times we had watching jap comedies on youtube and be humping air fer no apparent reason. seemed so damn long ago sia.
ben, whom i met briefly at the pasar malam visting a stand fer magic. hey man, thx a real ginormous bunch fer supporting me so much in my magical journey, supplying me with help frm DG and intro-ing me 2 magic hall. of not fer ur help, i may still be a trainee magician sia. not even a rookie. thx a lot bro also fer shocking the shit out of me, literally, with ur electric touch. haha.
Naddy dearest who was mostly responsible fer helping me throughout my exam period. if not fer u, i dunno how many times i would've broken down sia, just even during my prep period. also taking the trouble 2 log in 2 msn at inconvenient times just 2 talk 2 me. relli one of the most dedicated frends i'll ever have the pleasure of noeing.
taufiq, u weird-ass MF. haha. rmb the first time i met u, i didn't noe ur damn name, so i had 2 spend a whole 2 hours calling u "winky". lol. u relli made the perfect guinea pig 2 test out my tricks on. even though dey all garnered the same or rather, similar response of "eh! how u do? asshole lah! eh! wtf?! asshole lah!"it was still damn fun 2 perform fer u. too bad i missed out dat day with the firecrackers. dammit. but even though i constantly make fun of u, i quite appreciate ur company, bro. (:
eudora, whom i had the pleasure of meeting at jon''s roadshow, immediately frm the first time u hit me, i knew we'd be gr8 frends. oso we had so much in common in terms of attitude and rate of speech. haha. but having u go through the trouble of coming down 2 plaza sing and watching em do weird-ass magic 2 freak u out was relli a gr8 gesture. i relli appreaciate u giving me all the advice on everything and anything, especially personal matters which were difficult 2 bring up. thx fer bein dere fer me when i needed it. i'll miss ur *huggles* when u're in virginia. (:
daryl, u ah, the first time i met u when u took over frm taufiq, show u stranger card u oso like damn sian liddat. wth. den come back when u perked up and totally freaked u out. i love the fact dat all ur reactions practically the same ol' "ok... wth." haha. nvr change sia u. now u got everyone in the club playing rappelz. haha. too bad i can't make it 2 the club as often as i'd like 2 on weekdays.
hafizul, the newest magician under my wing. a very ruffled and screwed up wing, but a wing nonetheless. i relli found an amazing frend in u lah. the way i first came in expecting 2 see taufiq sitting behind that desk, only 2 see u in ur red coco shirt and big-ass sennheisers, and decided i'd water-test u. turns out u were damn reactive and would laugh at almost everything, especially the lack of hanming's knowledge of the nature of pubes.LOL. but i relli gotta thank u fer bein' a bro, bro.
dere's one more guy whom i have a ton 2 talk about, but i gotta keep his identity a secret for fear of our friendship being known 2 unworthy, backstabbing individuals.
so 2 all u kor-kors and jie-jies who've been mentioned above, i relli love u guys. i'm not sure y i get along so well with so many of u, even though dere's an age gap, but it truly rawks. it's u guys dat put me at the peak of my game. thx fer bein' dere. (: once again, i love u guys.
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde7:47 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?
Friday, December 01, 2006
noe me. and try 2 understnad.
i was just told dat i'm a very enigmatic person. some ppl say it's due 2 my looks, and my appearance. (for those of u hu dunno, my standard dressing is a hoody and cargoes). well, i took a few surveys, so u guys can understand me a little better:
| Your Power Level is: 77% |
 You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within. Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals. |
| Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy |
 You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! |
| You Are 46% Evil |
 You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. |
| You Are Strength |
 You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will. You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted. Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength... But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle. Your fortune: Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength. And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through. You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force. Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near. |
| You Are Elektra |
 There's really no superhero with more style than you. Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? |
| The Keys to Your Heart |
 You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
| Your Five Variable Love Profile |
 Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is medium. You probably have had a couple significant loves. And you may have even had your heart broken. But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people. Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships.. It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life. In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together. |
| Your Personality Is |
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. |
| Your EQ is 160 |
 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
the secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly, deceived.-oscar wilde5:13 AM
0 but WHY am I here?
0 but WHY am I here?