Friday, February 09, 2007
1. Take out a piece of paper and number one to eleven.
2. Besides numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers that come to your mind.
3. Besides numbers 3 and 7, write down two names of the opposite sex.
4. Besides numbers 4, 5 and 6, write down names of friends or relatives.
5. Besides numbers 8, 9, 10 and 11, write down 4 song titles.
6. Lastly, make a wish.
The Results
1. You have to spread this test to this number of people.
2. The person at number 3 is the person whom you love.
3. The person at number 7 is the one whom you like but cannot be with.
4. You care for a lot for the person at number 4.
5. The person at number 5 is somnone who knows you really well.
6. The person at number 6 is somone of great importance to you.
7. The song at number 8 is suitable for the person at number 3.
8. The song at number 9 is suitable for the person at number 7.
9. The song at number 10 is what you think.10. The song at number 11 is how you view life.
11. For your wish to come true, you have to post this personality test on your blog.
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Friday, January 12, 2007
sffered frm Halo withdrawal cos ash went back 2 phillipines fer the last 2 months or so, so went 2 his house 2dae 2 try and get some of my former skill back. wah sian. gt pwned by ash. freaking noob combo bitch. he's let me get like, 10 kills below the limit, den say "this is the part where i kill u non-stop." asshole. tested out some cool stunts for our machinima, which should commence filming late this yr or early next yr. i wun be giving away plot, but dere are some pretty cool stunts in there. for halo buffs, dere's a sequence where a spartan boards a banshee while leaping off a cliff wall, engaging another banshee, getting boarded, getting shot at, and sticks the banshee immediately b4 jumping into the gunner's seat of a passing warthog. damn, it took a long time 2 get that right. but no matter. it worked. drifting is fun and cool.
eud rawks. she's the reason why i constanly yell "MY GIRLFRIEND ROCKS!" in the middle of class. she's so devoted, that she even read up on halo to share my love for it. although most of that love has gone over 2 her. haha. i rellidun think i can ask fer anyone better for me. love u babe. (:
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Friday, December 29, 2006
i've been addicted to watchin' the media released by the head pimps recently. can't take mah balls off 'em, u hear? watchin' the barnacles bash around with their big-ass monkey-wrenches fill me to the brim with rum. (: mm... rum.
heehee. go figure. POD out.
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006
i'm allergic 2 shininess. i think...
day started when i moved my off out of bed 2 go streeting with zul and brandon. zul called me damn early so i had 2 move my ass down 2 golden landmark. bugger bought a deck of masters. hmph. i still prefer ghost. WHITE ALL THE WAY!!! i beckoned him 2 write on mybottom lip fer a trick 2 do with warning. didn't work. sharpie no ink.
went down 2 bugis and finally found diva. due 2 my poor sense of direction, i ended up in bugis STREET instead of bugis JUNCTION which is where diva was in the first place. hence, i spent the whole of ytd standing outside the sex toy shop in bugis street looking at the street directory furiously searching for diva. biqi, y did u give me the wrong word?!?!?!
anyway, found diva today. entered it. went blind for forty seconds. and found myself immersed in gold and beaded strings. i swear, men are not meant 2 buy jewellery save for a wedding ring. i got kinda frustrated cos i didn't noe wad biqi would like, so i just asked "what do u give to a 15-yr-old gold addict?" lol. zul was with me, and he helped. by not helping. lol. i think he was trying 2 get me 2 save money. fer some reason... first thing when we entered the shop, convo time:
sales lady: hello. how may i help u?
me: hi. i'm looking for a gift fer my frend.
zul[pointing at me]:yea. i'm looking for a gift fer my frend.
me: ? zul. wth?
zul: umm, not him. he's looking for a gift for HIS frend...
me: zul. wth?
got dead confused, so i left and promised 2 return later. i figured a successful performance would help clear my mind. fair enuff, i spotted 2 girls sitting by the jumping fountain drinking. so i told zul, ok, i need u 2 go over dere first, just chill fer a bit, and i'll set the box down next 2 u, and u quickly switch them. dat's the short version of the briefing. anyway, he went over, sat down. i counted 20 secs b4 moving in 2 perform. the moment he sat down, the girls got up and walked away. DIAO!!!!!! den he laughed next 2 the plant, i laughed behind the pillar, and brandon was like "wth?" lol. damn comical.
had a few more performances, which most non-magicians wouldn't understand, so i'll refrain. went back 2 diva's ready 2 get the gift. was tempted 2 get one thing, but settled fer another due 2 the persuasive powers of the saleslady. HAHA. MEN ARE NOT MEANT 2 BUY JEWELLERY! GUYS, DUN LET UR GIRLFRIENDS FOOL U!!! IF DEY ASK U 2 BUY JEWELLERY, DEY JUST WANNA KEEP U FRM GOING 2 THE BAR AND GETTING DRUNK!!! I SPENT OVER AND HOUR AND A HALF DERE!!! DUN WASTE DAT TIME! GO AND GET A HANGOVER!!! haha. ok. kidding. i'm high on coke. (: peace out!
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Friday, December 08, 2006
Ward 21
gd news: he's got a hot nurse. unfortunately, she's not the one dat shoves cameras in his ass, so.. too bd. but relli cute nurse.
it kinda felt cool and weird at the same time at ttsh cos since my dad was lying in bed, i was surround by 3 women of differing generations. my granmum, my mum, and my sis. i'm not sure how it felt, wheter gd or bad, just felt weird. dat's my umbrella term now fer everything which i can't assign a specific adjective to. (:
dad had 2 get a painkiller jab just as we were leaving. convo time:
nurse: we're going to administer an injection now, mr chia.
Dad: where? through here right? [referring to his drip tube]
Nurse: no sir, i your right arm. turn it to face me please.
Dad: aww...shit. again.
damn funny. one of those "had to be there" moments.
turns out jie has a fear of needles and blood like dad. apparently, she fainted upon the sight of blood in ttsh oso abt a yr back. she supposedly came in to visit a frend, saw a neighbouring patient in pain and anguish, bleeding, she excused herself, and fainted onto a food tray and broke her specs. lol.
moreover, i found out hospitals dn't have cold water. or warm water for that matter. they only have boiling hot water.
watched death note this afternoon. managed 2 get the cd frm nick. it's pretty cool. i guess i kinda underestimated it, considering i nvr read the manga. can't wait fer the last name anymore.... i wanna watch it with someone!!!! book me now!!!! 28th dec!!!! hurry hurry! limited stock! i'll only watch it 17 times! pre-order ur movie companion, a.k.a me NOW! haha. ok, craziness spasm. just ate mcwing EVM upsized with bbq sauce. YUM!
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Thursday, December 07, 2006
Don't know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head
And it's the stars
The stars that shine for you
And it's the stars
The stars that lie to you
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GRAND SALE! HANSEN GOING FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING.
*due to sulphur brain poisoning.
*mood swing* kao-eh. chase girl until damn difficult sia. haha. but i guess progress can be said 2 be made lah. although i'm a little worried about certain brain-washing mofos. some ppl like this fucker who's been the one getting me ostracized fer so damn long is relli pissing me off lah. although, i can say i'm quite glad 2 be rid of him lah. if not fer brandon bringing it up 2 me, i wouldn't have realised, and he could end up fucking my life up real bad lah. this is when the regret sets in. if i had studied a little more fer PSLE, i might not need 2 travel so far everyday just 2 go 2 sch, and imight have been able 2 study closer 2 home, and go 2 my second home, the SSC everyday after sch. looking at right now, brandon was right. u can't trust anybody. i altered that perception. i trusted noone except for the ones i love. he was right, i was wrong. some friends are fuckers.
i guess there is/are some(one) who are still playing darts with my spine. i was always foolishly thinking dat only nice guys gets backstabbed. so i assumed i was pretty safe. turns out i'm nicer than i thought. i've been told dat i'm a water-test guy. u gotta noe me 2 like me. if u ppl who have gotten 2 noe me during my pre-15-yrs-old tiem period, i deeply apologise fer being an ass-munch. i've changed, believe it or not. but still, if u wanna say dat i'm ostracized or wadeva fuck, go ahead. i will find out. and i will kick ur sry ass. and if u're unwillingly 2 get 2 noe me, dun dare say i'm unsociable or unfriendly. i reciprocate feelings. if u wanna noe me, i'll make sure u wun regret trying. now, i guess it can be said dat i'm advertising myself. and to a certain extent, i am. it's time fer u ppl 2 realise dat outside opinions are nvr right. note. i said nvr. if u listen to these opinion, u'll definitely be losing a friend. nvr judge a person b4 getting 2 noe him/her. i can be friends with total strangers. dun tell me u can't do the same with someone whose name u noe.
dun be a fucker.be friendly. do water tests. not all waters are volatile. dun be outta control.
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006
went streeting...
anyway, back 2 streeting. got a call frm zul at like, 12, and i kinda misinterpreted dat he was at bugis. so i got changed and prepped up, and rushed down 2 bugis. now, as a worthy mention, as i was on the escalator going down 2 the platform, the first thing i saw was a couple no older than myself. first thing i saw was the guy just grab his gf and give her a kiss. not the normal, lovey-dovey peck. i'm talking about a relli in-depth kiss. as in those kind u see in movies. it kinda got me thinking. about what, i shall not reveal. or rather about who, i shall not reveal. anyway, made my way down 2 bugis. on the train when i decided 2 give zul a call 2 see where he was for ease of location. OMFG! HE WAS STILL IN DOVER! zul... grr.
decided 2 eat first. fer the love of god, dun bother buying the "ultimate chicken meal" it's not ultimate at all. it's a single, i repeat, SINGLE piece of chicken, which has been handpicked 2 be smaller than ur hand, and a colonel burger, which was ok, i guess. and a box of popcorn chicken which is about half the size of my chihuahua. i tell u, it's fucked up. i could actually count the pieces of popcorn chicken they gave me. it's gayly small.
finally met up with zul and we porceeded 2 burger king where i taught him indecent and super jumping gemini. have fun, bro. brandon came along after zul's whopper after scouring half the place looking fer us. i dunno how he could get lost in burger king. it's weird. first weird thing of the day. haha. so anyway, after some chatting, brandon looks outside the window 2 find, waddaya noe? 2 JAP GIRLS! amazing. he was debating wheter or not 2 perform fer them. lol. convo time:
Brandon: eh. should i go and perform for them ornot?
Me: up to u, bro. u want u go lah.
Brandon: eh, dowan lah. scully dey're not jap, dey're singaporean how?
Me: Man, dere's no diff. just go and do a trick on them lah.
[Brandon debates with himself what he wants to do]
[Brandon finally performs]
at this point, weird thing number 2 happens. brandon, the opportunist, reaches over onto the girl's skirt, to the area between her legs, and promptly picks up his pen. frm zul's and my point of view, it looked extremely violating and wrong. the weird thing was dat she didn't seem to mind. here's when i pose this question 2 all ladies reading this: If a big, burly guy dressed in a basketball jersey and in shades were 2 reach over in between ur legs, would u be freaked out? answer on the tagboard plz. thx.
anyway, he came back, started declaring his love for Japan and went out 2 do another trick. this time, there were a lot more girls around, apparently part of a tour group. anyway, he performed an extremely visual trick which made the whole lot of them scream. zul and i collapsed against the wall in laughter and everyone else turned 2 look at the crowd around brandon. after he furiously exchanged numbers with them, and a few email addresses, he came back, and once more, started declaring his love for japanese ppl. weird.
the next weird thing was when we were in between performances, brandon would sing and touch zul at unorthodox areas of the latter's body. i was creeped out, but thankful that i wasn't in zul's position. haha. ok, anyway, dat's about it. i had 2 go back home after dat, so. nth much. yea. peace out.
P.S i just saw vanessa hudgen's vid fer her song, come back to me. for those of u hu are hormoneless, *cough*shunjie*cough* she sang alongside zac effron for breaking free, number 1 song on high school musical. if u dunno wad high school musical is, get the f*** off the planet. u dun belong here. as i was saying, SHE DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS! she's a motion person though, the kinda person that looks good on video and in person, when she's moving, but duzzent look good in still photos. like me! but dere are certain ppl who look gr8 both in stills and on video, and in person, like jade seah and fiona xie. (: i'm gonna go bask in thei combined gorgeousness now. /wave
-pleasure of deception
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1. grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line four:
"you have disobeyed a direct order!"-warcraft:war of the ancients trilogy-The sundering.
2. stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you feel?
magician's mat. sitting comfortably on my scanner. LOL!
3. last thing you watched on TV?
Phua Chu Kang last night. haha.
4. without looking, guess what time it is? the actual time?
5.15pm? haha. close. 5.11pm.
6. what can you hear with exception of the computer?
"perfect" by simple plan on 987fm. i thought they played new songs... hmm...
7. when did you last step outside? what were you doing?
today. afternoon. went streeting with brandon and zul.
8. what did you look at before you started this survey?
my com, trying 2 make evything work well with my new broadband.
9. What are you wearing?
pants. and nth else. just pants.
10. did you dream last night?
i dun rmb if i did.
11. When did you last laugh?
just now in burger king.
12. what is on the walls of the room you are in?
paint and posters.
13. seen anything weird lately?
hell yea! brandon the opportunist promptly reached onto a girl's skirt and picked up his pen frm between her legs. haha. more on that ltr.
14 what do you think of this quiz?
i think it's fun. XD
15. what is the last film you saw?
casino royale. it's relli gd. best bond movie ever.
16. becoming a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy?
a hell lot of magic supplies, and a new kennel for winky. lol
17. tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm a sensitive and loyal friend.
18. what is one thing you would change about the world?
people.
19. do you like to dance?
not as much as i'd like. i'm more of a singer than a dancer.
20. George W Bush... american?
nope. idiot.
21.if your first child is a boy,what do you call him?
Jacen.
22. If your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jaina.
23. have you ever considered living abroad?
maybe in the suburbs of the US.
24. what do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Hansen. we need u on the battlefield! then he hands me a large holysword with superb demon-vanquishing power!
25. 20 people who must do this in their journal or blog.
everyone who sees this is bound by obligation to do it! haha.
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